Oh the possibilities..

The fact that I have posted in a while leaves a lot to the imagination.

Think of the possibilities.. I could have moved abroad, travelled the world, been fired, eaten too much and therefore got stuck in my chair, fallen off the side of a boat, been eaten by a shark, experienced the wrath of the snow, slipped on the ice, found out I'm a man, had a baby, been promoted, swam the ocean, taken a skydive or...

None of the above.